Metals
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Be A Wolf
$60.00
Metal cat-eye frame BE A WOLF features with spring hinge, adjustable nose pads and double thickness brow with green enamel finish.
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Be A Wolf
$60.00
Metal cat-eye frame BE A WOLF features with spring hinge, adjustable nose pads and double thickness brow.
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Same Chair
$60.00
Work every angle from the Same Chair, namely angular angles. Metal angles. Ones with a tough love look but cooled off by fine metal rim engraving because we're just pretending to be tough, right? All love for the polished gold metal, adjustable nose pads and blue light filtering lens (no magnifications).
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Wry Centrality
$56.00
Beauty is in the eye of the be-holdin' onto these frames….Retro gaze oversized metal frame with premium spring hinge, high detail cobalt blue and gold metal finish. -
Wry Centrality
$56.00
Beauty is in the eye of the be-holdin' onto these frames…. Retro gaze oversized metal frame with premium spring hinge and high detail gold metal finish. -
Hard Crimes
$50.00
This unisex aviator frame will sit with any outfit update throughout your day. In polished gold metal with cellophane tips, hard crimes wants to lead you astray.
Each pair is also fitted with our signature blue light lens technology which cuts up to 30% of blue light emitted from digital devices, available across all magnifications.
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The Bungle Crook
$48.00
Oversized, angled metal style The Bungle Crook features pink ginger on gold base and signature 30% blue light filtering lens.
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The Bungle Crook
$48.00
Oversized, angled gold metal style The Bungle Crook features nori green tips and signature 30% blue light filtering lens.
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Sweater Wharf Abyss
$48.00
For all those Nordic metal heads out there, meet our SWEATER WHARF ABYSS round metal frame in shiny gold. Ready, set and go outside wearing your cosy knits to stare off into the icy sunset while you thrash about a bit. -
Sweater Wharf Abyss
$48.00
For all those Nordic metal heads out there, meet our SWEATER WHARF ABYSS round metal frame in shiny gold with NEW charcoal tortoise shell effect. Ready, set and go outside wearing your cosy knits to stare off into the icy sunset while you thrash about a bit. -
Same Chair
$48.00
Work every angle from the Same Chair, namely angular angles. Metal angles. Ones with a tough love look but cooled off by fine metal rim engraving because we're just pretending to be tough, right? All love for the gold metal with ivory highlights, adjustable nose pads and blue light filtering lens (no magnifications).
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Hard Crimes
$40.00
This unisex aviator frame will sit with any outfit update throughout your day. In polished rose gold with clear clay tips, hard crimes wants to lead you astray.
Each pair is also fitted with our signature blue light lens technology which cuts up to 30% of blue light emitted from digital devices, available across all magnifications.
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Bothering Sights
$40.00
Bothering Sights is your classic round metal frame in gold metal with cellophane clear tips, this guy is an any-gender wonder eyeglass with ready-to go magnifications and blue light lens options to alleviate up to 30% of blue light emitted from digital devices.
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Lol Eater
$36.00
You really could live on lols, y'know? They are the water in our reusable bottles, the butter on our bread, the sun in our sky! So Lol Eater is here to bring you an inedible proposition to light up our faces while we all scroll and ROFL.
An oversized metal rim square with new spring hinge design in shiny silver and sea spray tip. Each pair is fitted with our signature blue light lens technology which cuts up to 30% of blue light emitted from digital devices, available across all magnifications.
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Slack Cutie
$30.00
Ooph ain't she fine! A little on the lazier side but we can forgive that bc look at that sweet face. Slack Cutie's fine metal rim cuts a trapazoid-ish shape in polished rose gold and rose tips is as a subtle but directional piece. Available in a selection of ready-to go lens magnifications to help you zoom in on the fine print combined with our signature blue light filtering lens technology, to help you keep one eye mostly open and fixed on the screen sideways in bed.
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The Fridges of Haggis A'Bounty
$30.00
Fridges and fridges of the stuffÉ haggis. You knew you liked haggis so much?! Well, it is unique. Oblong-ish. Got some unexpected twists and turns. A lot like this gold metal rim frame, actually. The Fridges of Haggis a Bounty is the almost-aviator meets fashion-futurism you had no idea you would love the taste of! Available in a selection of ready-to go lens magnifications to help you zoom in on the fine print combined with our signature blue light filtering lens technology, to help you keep one eye mostly open and fixed on those photos of haggis you're scrolling on your phone each night. Bon appŽtit.
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The Fridges of Haggis A'Bounty
$30.00
Fridges and fridges of the stuffÉ haggis. You knew you liked haggis so much?! Well, it is unique. Oblong-ish. Got some unexpected twists and turns. A lot like this silver metal rim frame with spruce tips, actually. The Fridges of Haggis a Bounty is the almost-aviator meets fashion-futurism you had no idea you would love the taste of! Available in a selection of ready-to go lens magnifications to help you zoom in on the fine print combined with our signature blue light filtering lens technology, to help you keep one eye mostly open and fixed on those photos of haggis you're scrolling on your phone each night. Bon appŽtit.
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The Fart Of The Eel
$30.00
Spectacularly directional but unquestionably wearable, our new aviator The Fart Of The Eel (wink wink, nudge nudge) is flat, shiny rose gold and the stuff of dreams.
Featuring our signature blue light lens technology which cuts up to 30% of blue light emitted from digital devices, available across all magnifications.
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Frog and Toad
$25.00
Off we go, on the old Frog and Toad with a friend called Jack and his semi-rimless round metal specs. He tells me they are a universal item appealing to any and all eyes in search of blue-light reduction with the option to magnify inspection gleaming a better insight into the written word.
Whatever Jack, sounds legit I guess. I'll take the silver metal pair with the clear tips if you promise to stop rambling. He continues, they are BPA-free and fitted with a signature blue light lens technology which cuts up to 30% of blue light emitted from digital devices, available across all magnifications.
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They Got Farther
$20.00
New undersized round metal style They Got Farther goes further and adds 12 IQ points per wear! JK. In polished light gold metal with thick rim profile and crystal lemon tips, each pair is fitted with our signature blue light lens technology which cuts up to 30% of blue light emitted from digital devices, available across all magnifications.
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The Fart Of The Eel
$20.00
Spectacularly directional but unquestionably wearable, our new aviator The Fart Of The Eel (wink wink, nudge nudge) is flat, matte black and tough AF.
Featuring our signature blue light lens technology which cuts up to 30% of blue light emitted from digital devices, available across all magnifications.
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Spatula
$20.00
Tracing fine lines and exploring a more oval silhouette, Spatula is perfect for wider face shapes. in polished silver-blue hues, each lens magnification is finished with our anti-blue light coating, for screen use.
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Bothering Sights
$20.00
Bothering Sights is your classic round metal frame in silver metal with olive brown tips, this guy is an any-gender wonder eyeglass with ready-to go magnifications and blue light lens options to alleviate up to 30% of blue light emitted from digital devices.