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It's not a nice thing to admit publicly, but sometimes a little misguided, misdirected, totally unwarranted hate at things like broken pencil leads and missing socks can be relaxing. Liberating even. Maybe this chunky unisex mod square-ish frame will give you the perfect spruce blue viewpoint from which to endlessly search for that photo of a gherkin to send to your mate Ted as part of an elaborate in -joke not worth getting into here. Either way, The Hate Relax Me is about truths, so let it out. Made in our recyclable, BPA-free material and available in a selection of ready-to go lens magnifications to help you zoom in life, combined with our signature blue light filtering lens technology for more longer, easier and even more pointless screen scrolling.

It's not a nice thing to admit publicly, but sometimes a little misguided, misdirected, totally unwarranted hate at things like broken pencil leads and missing socks can be relaxing. Liberating even. Maybe this chunky unisex mod square-ish frame will give you the perfect blackened viewpoint from which to endlessly search for that photo of a gherkin to send to your mate Ted as part of an elaborate in -joke not worth getting into here. Either way, The Hate Relax Me is about truths, so let it out. Made in our recyclable, BPA-free material and available in a selection of ready-to go lens magnifications to help you zoom in life, combined with our signature blue light filtering lens technology for more longer, easier and even more pointless screen scrolling.

Fridges and fridges of the stuffÉ haggis. You knew you liked haggis so much?! Well, it is unique. Oblong-ish. Got some unexpected twists and turns. A lot like this gold metal rim frame, actually. The Fridges of Haggis a Bounty is the almost-aviator meets fashion-futurism you had no idea you would love the taste of! Available in a selection of ready-to go lens magnifications to help you zoom in on the fine print combined with our signature blue light filtering lens technology, to help you keep one eye mostly open and fixed on those photos of haggis you're scrolling on your phone each night. Bon appŽtit.

Fridges and fridges of the stuffÉ haggis. You knew you liked haggis so much?! Well, it is unique. Oblong-ish. Got some unexpected twists and turns. A lot like this silver metal rim frame with spruce tips, actually. The Fridges of Haggis a Bounty is the almost-aviator meets fashion-futurism you had no idea you would love the taste of! Available in a selection of ready-to go lens magnifications to help you zoom in on the fine print combined with our signature blue light filtering lens technology, to help you keep one eye mostly open and fixed on those photos of haggis you're scrolling on your phone each night. Bon appŽtit.

Spectacularly directional but unquestionably wearable, our new aviator The Fart Of The Eel (wink wink, nudge nudge) is flat, shiny rose gold and the stuff of dreams.

Featuring our signature blue light lens technology which cuts up to 30% of blue light emitted from digital devices, available across all magnifications.

Ooph ain't she fine! A little on the lazier side but we can forgive that bc look at that sweet face. Slack Cutie's fine metal rim cuts a trapazoid-ish shape in polished rose gold and rose tips is as a subtle but directional piece. Available in a selection of ready-to go lens magnifications to help you zoom in on the fine print combined with our signature blue light filtering lens technology, to help you keep one eye mostly open and fixed on the screen sideways in bed.

Delightfully classic with understated ungendered, unbothered cred, combination frame Night Team Crazy For in crystal olive and light gold metal is just a little bit classy.

Each pair is fitted with our signature blue light lens technology which cuts  up to 30% of blue light emitted from digital devices, available across all magnifications if you require reading glasses.

Not at all sarcastic or judgey, that grin is 100% joy directed right at you. A chunky catseye frame with cutaway detailing for a little drama, Prawn With The Grins wants you to have a nice time looking chic in our beautiful combo of raspberry and clay recyclable, BPA-free material as a considerate option for our prawn-filled oceans. Available in a selection of ready-to go lens magnifications to help you zoom in life, combined with our signature blue light filtering lens technology for more longer, easier and even more pointless screen scrolling.

Not at all sarcastic or judgey that grin is 100% joy directed right at you. A chunky catseye frame with cutaway detailing for a little drama, Prawn With The Grins wants you to have a nice time looking chic in our all black recyclable, BPA-free material as a considerate option for our prawn-filled oceans. Available in a selection of ready-to go lens magnifications to help you zoom in life, combined with our signature blue light filtering lens technology for more longer, easier and even more pointless screen scrolling.

Off we go, on the old Frog and Toad with a friend called Jack and his semi-rimless round metal specs. He tells me they are a universal item appealing to any and all eyes in search of blue-light reduction with the option to magnify inspection gleaming a better insight into the written word.

Whatever Jack, sounds legit I guess. I'll take the silver metal pair with the clear tips if you promise to stop rambling. He continues, they are BPA-free and  fitted with a signature blue light lens technology which cuts  up to 30% of blue light emitted from digital devices, available across all magnifications. 

Drama karma, this cat-eye friend is no wallflower but is not so rude as to steal another's thunder on their big night. The Last Epiphanies is strong, cool and is just the right tone of rusty CHERRY red to know it's not about being the brightest or the loudest... it's about style, baby.

Crafted in our recyclable BPA-free plastic material with integrated hinge design for recycling purposes. Each pair is also fitted with our signature blue light lens technology which cuts  up to 30% of blue light emitted from digital devices, available across all magnifications.  

New undersized round metal style They Got Farther goes further and adds 12 IQ points per wear! JK. In polished light gold metal with thick rim profile and crystal lemon tips, each pair is fitted with our signature blue light lens technology which cuts  up to 30% of blue light emitted from digital devices, available across all magnifications.

Spectacularly directional but unquestionably wearable, our new aviator The Fart Of The Eel (wink wink, nudge nudge) is flat, matte black and tough AF.

Featuring our signature blue light lens technology which cuts up to 30% of blue light emitted from digital devices, available across all magnifications.

Celebrating another reunion with a long lost bestie, The Art of Snore has had some work done and is ready to show off her new navy sheen!

Crafted in recyclable, BPA-free plastic and fitted with our signature blue light lens technology which cuts up to 30% of blue light emitted from digital devices, available across all magnifications.

Bothering Sights is your classic round metal frame in silver metal with olive brown tips, this guy is an any-gender wonder eyeglass with ready-to go magnifications and blue light lens options to alleviate up to 30% of blue light emitted from digital devices.

Piquing your interest with sharp angles and summery clear lemon tone Bite Done Her is a little catty but you will love her for it. Crafted in our recyclable BPA-free plastic material with integrated hinge design for recycling purposes.

Each pair is also fitted with our signature blue light lens technology which cuts  up to 30% of blue light emitted from digital devices, available across all magnifications if you require reading glasses.

You can call me AL THE CHEMIST, I'm lilac, handsome and flaunt beautiful vintage-inspired curves. Crafted in our recyclable BPA-free plastic material with integrated hinge design for recycling purposes.

Each pair is also fitted with our signature blue light lens technology which cuts up to 30% of blue light emitted from digital devices, available across all magnifications if you require reading glasses.

You can call me Al The Chemist, I'm a nice tone of crystal lemon, handsome and flaunt beautiful vintage-inspired curves. Crafted in our recyclable BPA-free plastic material with integrated hinge design for recycling purposes.

Each pair is also fitted with our signature blue light lens technology which cuts up to 30% of blue light emitted from digital devices, available across all magnifications if you require reading glasses.

New Mod inspired rectangular frame Hairy Otter and The Deathly Shallows mixes marker black and crystal dirty olive into the ultimate elixir.

Crafted in recyclable, BPA-free plastic and fitted with our signature blue light lens technology which cuts up to 30% of blue light emitted from digital devices, available across all magnifications if you require reading glasses.

Modern rectangle unisex frame made from recycled PET in smokey grey and khaki hues.